Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"