Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Ste Operation Jokes More Ste Operation Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.