Normal Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.