Morning wood.
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I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
He was Bjorn again
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
TREE O'clock!
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..
Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
Not being retarded
Being normal.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Irene.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
To make A TP