Special Olympics Jokes

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.