Seduce Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post