Seduce Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

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Turned down 4 watt

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Jack of all Spades

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Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

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How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies