What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.