What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!