What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow