Row Bot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

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Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Strand Jokes More Strand Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What is a black Transformer's name?

Haramblebee

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.