What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Where did bob go during the explosion?

everywhere.......

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.