What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

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What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob