Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?