Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

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What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards