How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.