How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree