How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !