What crime is he accused of?

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What crime is he accused of?

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