Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

What's Karen Carpenter's Phone Number?

8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Overall Jokes More Overall Jokes

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim