Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that