Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Luigi Board Jokes More Luigi Board Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!