What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...