What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.