What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.