How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

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How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!