How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.