What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common?

A missed erection.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

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Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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