Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!