Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

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Why does the sad crab walk side ways?

Because he has nothing to look forward to

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What does a dyslexic zombie say?

Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!