What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.