What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.