What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?

I dino-bore! . I'm sorry.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.