What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe?

A canoe tips.

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.