Lookin Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

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Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Lycan Jokes More Lycan Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style."