Lookin Jokes

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Lycan Jokes More Lycan Jokes

What does he say?

Girl, I'm lycan your style."

What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks?

I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone