Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What do you call a crashed Vertibird?

Fallout 4) An Invertibird.