How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums