How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums