What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.