How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "