How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.