How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".