How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin?

You have to take the Third Reich.