How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

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How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.