What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.