Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel