How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

tummy, my X-Men!

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?

Tentickles.

How many tickles do you give an octopus?

TENtickles