Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.