Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

Bison

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

What is Reddit's favorite airliner?

Virgin airlines.