Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal?

Because he Reddit off the internet.

What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"