Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.