Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.