Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.