What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

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Why are proteins so cranky?

Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)