Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.