Because he's a two timer.
Watch elevision !
Hey ya'll, watch this!"
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.