Timer Jokes

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.