Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

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Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany