Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.