Physics Teacher Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you get when a physics teacher own you ?

You get ohm ed!!!

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

How I broke my cat's knees?

With rude eyes.

Brownian Motion Jokes More Brownian Motion Jokes

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!