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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

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Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.