Biology Teacher Jokes

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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Physics Teacher Jokes More Physics Teacher Jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Physics Jokes More Physics Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.