What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap