What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans?

Has-beens.

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.