What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

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What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans?

Has-beens.

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How do you make a protester cry?

Tear gas

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.