What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What do you call a Mexican smoking weed?

A baked bean

What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans?

Has-beens.