Lanister Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.