How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.