What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.