What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

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What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.