What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.