How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

What did Jean-Luc Picard say in frustration to the incompetent Singer repairman?

Make it *sew*!