How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ?

Anderson and daughter came too !

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!