How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him