What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.