What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*