Stalker Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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Eh.

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The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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There goes my Hero.

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Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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God is the answer.

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He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!