Dave Grohl Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Hoagie Jokes More Hoagie Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

What do you call a def, Mexican Superman?

No hero

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.