Dave Grohl Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Stalker Jokes More Stalker Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Hoagie Jokes More Hoagie Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.