Dave Grohl Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Hoagie Jokes More Hoagie Jokes

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter !

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!