What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*