What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*